To My Darling Virus, 11-11-2018
You and I have travelled a long way together; in fact, you are the longest relationship I have ever had, so firmly attached to me.
I would like to commend you for your perseverance. You gave me uphill for the first four years or so, from 2004 to 2008, but have since pulled yourself together and been understanding and supportive.
We are not only good friends (with me in charge of course) but also intimate companions, who understand, respect and take good care of our ongoing relationship.
May we continue to nurture and maintain our bond in such a way as to grow old together.
Your ever loving host,